Thursday, June 21, 2012

101 Ways to Torture Your Brother

Trinity's 101 Ways to Torture your Big Brother

#1 Dress up his action figures in doll clothes and put them on display when his friends come over. Innocently say "I don't know why my brother plays with my dolls clothes, but Buzz sure looks sweet in them" Then bounce out of the room humming.
#2 Pretend you have no idea how to model your fluffy fur kerchief. You know brothers must tell you how to do everything, Suggest he shows you how. When he slips it on GET THE CAMERA.
Keep all photographs for #101 and to use as needed to humiliate and control him for the rest of his life.

This blog thread will be continued as important tortures arise and need to be shared.

Sunday, June 10, 2012

The Mud Fairy is back

Not only did the rain bless us with cooler weather and a deep drink to all the lovely trees, grass and plants...but it brought the Mud Fairy out as well.

The gay laughter, giggles and shear joy on the mud fairies face is how she draws you into her spell.

And before I new it I was standing toe to toe with her in her mud puddle...giggling with her and enjoying the squish wet feeling.